Basement-Dwellers for Bush

The Seattle P-I has this thrilling exclusive:

Politically, the Mariners bat from the right.

In a completely unscientific poll with a margin of error of 100 percent, we polled Mariners who are U.S. citizens and were handy, and asked who they supported for president. The results: Bush 13, Kerry 2, undecided 2.

Is it really a surprise that a bunch of underperforming millionaires who only work six months out of the year support the President?

Anyhow, the article also contains this priceless bit of humor:

"I think about what happened on 9/11, and I think about what would have happened if Al Gore had been in charge," said reliever J.J. Putz, who hails from the important swing state of Michigan. "This country would be in shambles."

Your last name says it all, J.J.